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[Ingmar]
Closure.

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That'’s what
I had been looking for.

3
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Axel had been right all along,

4
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and I had found it.

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I didn'’t kill
this fucking stuntman.

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-No?
-No.

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The little shit died on me
before I could.

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[Ingmar]
But was it an answer?

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As you all know,
these last few weeks
have not been easy on me.

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Easy on you?
What about us?

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Yeah. You only think
about yourself, you selfish...

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[speaks Korean]

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Well, just want to thank you
for being there for me.

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As they say
in my former home country...

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-Skal!
-Skal!

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Now all I want to do
is to get back to work.

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I want a client in our office
with a case that we can
really sink our teeth into.

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♪

19
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[elevator bell dings]

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Welcome to the Swedish Dicks!
How may we help you?

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Well, something terrible
has happened,

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and, um, I was hoping
you Swedish Dicks could fix it.

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I'’m an international
businessman,

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deals in, uh, quality wool
for the high-end market.

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Quality wool.
Like in sweaters?

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Yeah. And scarves, and socks.

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Socks.

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And, um, we'’re in deep shit,
pardon my French,

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because, um,
our greatest asset is gone.

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Is gone?

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Yes. Our sheep
has been stolen from us.

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[chuckles]
A sheep has been stolen?

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Yeah. You reckon
you can help us find him?

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-Absolutely.
-Uh-uh, I'’m sorry, sir,

35
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but, uh, we don'’t do
missing animals.

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No, no, he'’s not missing.
He'’s been stolen.

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Sorry, company policy.

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Why don'’t you
go to the police?

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Ah...

40
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can'’t.

41
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He'’s here illegally.

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Illegally?

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Listen, in order to get
the highest quality wool,

44
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you need the best sheep daddy,
the ram.

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It'’s all about
the fuckin'’ ram.

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And our whole business
is based on

47
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that stud fuckin'’ sheep
all around the world.

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I'’m telling you,
high-quality wool
generates big money.

49
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But U.S. immigration,
they'’re tough on animals.

50
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So...I'’d smuggle him in.

51
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Can you help us?

52
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This is where
we kept Russell Crowe.

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Russell Crowe?
That'’s the name of your sheep?

54
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Yeah, we named him that because
he'’s tough and he's stubborn,

55
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and he fucks like a gladiator.

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-You know what I mean?
-Yeah, "Go Russ, go."

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-Oh, you fuckin'’ heard that?
-Yeah.

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-Good on ya! [chuckles]
-[chuckles]

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Yeah. Do you mind
if we keep this
until we find Russell?

60
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No, we got lots of '’em,
lots of '’em.

61
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Oh, so that'’s where
you had him tied up?

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Yeah.

63
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Well, looks like whoever
stole him cut the rope.

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But they left on
his leather collar.

65
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That'’s a good way
to identify.

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Oh, brilliant, mate.
Brilliant.

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Now listen, you blokes,
please find my little gladiator.

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He'’s like a son to me.

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And if you do,

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you will be rewarded.

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Well, don'’t worry, sir.
We'’ll find Russell.

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If it'’s the last thing we do.

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Oy, good on ya.

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All right, you lot, let'’s let
these fuckers do their job.

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Eh, don'’t fuck it up.

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♪

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[in Swedish]

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[speaks with Latin accent]
Tacos, burritos, enchiladas,

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tamales, pambazos,
tortas, menudo...

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[siren wails]

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[car doors open]

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Ingmar Andersson?

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Yeah. Who'’s asking?

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My name is Special Agent Long.

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This is Special Agent Poll.

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We'’re with the FBI.

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FBI?

88
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We'’d like you
to come with us.

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Yeah, for what?

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For doing business
with Dimitri Nobakov.

91
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No, wait, uh,
he wa--he wasn'’t--

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[in Swedish]

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Quiet!

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♪

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[sighs]

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[indistinct radio transmission]

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[Sarah]
The FBI arrested my dad?

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Yes, for buying those
stolen cars from Dimitri!

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[sighs] This is not good,
as in it'’s really fuckin' bad.

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So, is there anything you can do
or should we get another lawyer?

101
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Did you just ask me
if we should get another lawyer?

102
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N-no, it was just a question.

103
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No. "Can you pass the salt?"
is just a question.

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Asking if we
should get another lawyer
is the accusation

105
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that I am not up for the job
of helping my father!

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I didn'’t mean anything by it.
I, uh--

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I am not only
a kick-ass contract lawyer,

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I am a kick-ass
courtroom litigator

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who can hang
with the best of '’em, okay?

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And by the time--
ooh, by the time I am done

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with those losers at the FBI,

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they will be putting
themselves in jail!

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Get another lawyer-- please!

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[beeps]

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What are you looking at?

116
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We won, hooray, go!

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[Ranchero music plays]

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Hello? Hi.

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[speaks Spanish]

120
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Have-have you seen this sheep?

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Sí.

122
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Really? You'’ve seen it?

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-Mm-hmm.
-You have?

124
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Wow, wh-where?

125
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[sighs]

126
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Yeah, yeah, it was soft.

127
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-No.
-Wool.

128
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-Dinero.
-Oh, money.

129
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I only have a fifty,
so you can...

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give me change? No?

131
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So-so where?

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[speaks Spanish]

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-Over there?
-Uh-huh.

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Oh. Tack sa mycket.

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That'’s Swedish, means...

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[speaks with Spanish accent]
muchas gracias.

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Ha, de nada.

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[in Swedish]

139
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[splat]

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Oh.

141
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[sniffs]

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[beeping]

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[camera shutter clicks]

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[sheep bleating]

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Ha!

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[beeps]

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[in Swedish]

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[Long] So, Ingmar, we have
extremely bad news for ya.

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We'’ve had Dimitri
under surveillance
for the past six months,

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so we have pictures
of you two together.

151
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Yeah, great photos,
but that guy

152
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doesn'’t look
anything like me.

153
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Damn, you'’re right!

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He'’s right.

155
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It'’s a good thing we have this.

156
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♪

157
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Where the hell
did you get these photos?

158
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That'’s like asking a cloud
how it makes it rain.

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We'’re FBI, man.
We just do what we do.

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[loud heavy metal music plays]

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What you want?

162
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Yeah, hi, uh, can I,
uh, use your bathroom?

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No.

164
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Please. It'’s...

165
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It'’s making its way out.

166
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-Your poo? Not my problem.
-Yeah.

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Well, it'’s about to be,
because I really
have to go very--

168
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-[passes gas]
-All right, all right,
all right, all right.

169
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You can use the bathroom,
just don'’t stink it up, okay?

170
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Oh, thank you.
Thank you very much.

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Now run!
And don'’t poo on my floor!

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Come on, Ingmar. You know
we have you dead to rights.

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So why don'’t you just confess
so we can all get on
with our lives?

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I'’m not saying anything
without my lawyer.

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You mean your daughter?

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Yeah.

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Who'’s extremely hot,
by the way.

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You son of a bitch!

179
00:09:01,279 --> 00:09:04,631
Dad! What the hell
are you doing?

180
00:09:04,674 --> 00:09:05,936
-I was--
-That was a rhetorical question.

181
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Now sit your ass down!

182
00:09:07,329 --> 00:09:08,286
-What? I--
-Now!

183
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Okay, sitting.

184
00:09:10,245 --> 00:09:12,726
Good boy.
Sorry about my client.

185
00:09:12,769 --> 00:09:15,293
He can be a real pain
in the ass.

186
00:09:15,337 --> 00:09:18,601
So, what is it exactly
you think you have
on my client?

187
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Oh, not much.
Just this.

188
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Oh, jeez.

189
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-You'’re lookin' at the one
in the sauna, right?
-Yeah.

190
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That one always gets
the same reaction.

191
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[scoffs]
This proves nothing.

192
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That doesn'’t even
look like my father.

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Take a look at this.

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♪

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♪

196
00:10:11,698 --> 00:10:14,135
Take a poo, my ass!

197
00:10:14,178 --> 00:10:16,964
Get the hell outta my shop
before I call the cops!

198
00:10:17,007 --> 00:10:18,748
Yeah, call '’em,
and when they show up,

199
00:10:18,792 --> 00:10:20,402
I'’ll tell them how you
stole my client'’s sheep.

200
00:10:20,445 --> 00:10:22,709
-Sheep?
-Yes.

201
00:10:22,752 --> 00:10:24,711
Do you see a sheep in my shop?

202
00:10:24,754 --> 00:10:26,103
No, but it smells like sheep.

203
00:10:26,147 --> 00:10:27,844
That proves nothin'’.

204
00:10:27,888 --> 00:10:29,672
No, you'’re right,
it doesn'’t. But this does.

205
00:10:29,716 --> 00:10:32,849
So you found a sheep'’s collar
in my shop...

206
00:10:32,893 --> 00:10:38,028
still doesn'’t actually prove
that I had a sheep in my shop!

207
00:10:38,072 --> 00:10:41,684
[sighs] Okay,
you don'’t understand.

208
00:10:41,728 --> 00:10:44,687
My clients
really need that sheep.

209
00:10:44,731 --> 00:10:46,689
It'’s like
a family member to them.

210
00:10:46,733 --> 00:10:48,256
Just give it back.

211
00:10:48,299 --> 00:10:49,649
I won'’t tell anyone
you took it, I swear.

212
00:10:49,692 --> 00:10:52,695
I'’d love to, but I can't.

213
00:10:52,739 --> 00:10:54,088
You can'’t, or you won't?

214
00:10:54,131 --> 00:10:56,090
I can'’t,

215
00:10:56,133 --> 00:10:58,309
because I gave
the sheep away

216
00:10:58,353 --> 00:11:00,268
to a personal
close friend of mine.

217
00:11:00,311 --> 00:11:01,312
Who?

218
00:11:01,356 --> 00:11:03,532
Satan!

219
00:11:05,099 --> 00:11:07,449
You-you sacrificed
Russell Crowe to Satan?

220
00:11:07,492 --> 00:11:10,713
Yeah! That'’s how we roll, man!

221
00:11:10,757 --> 00:11:12,454
I sliced his throat,

222
00:11:12,497 --> 00:11:15,979
and I dranked his blood,
and I burned his body,

223
00:11:16,023 --> 00:11:18,460
and if you don'’t believe me,

224
00:11:18,503 --> 00:11:22,594
here'’s his ashes.
[laughs]

225
00:11:22,638 --> 00:11:24,727
Ooh, hoo hoo hoo hoo
hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo!

226
00:11:24,771 --> 00:11:26,511
Thank you.

227
00:11:26,555 --> 00:11:28,122
Yeah, you wanna
drink some blood?

228
00:11:28,165 --> 00:11:29,123
No, no, I'’m good.

229
00:11:29,166 --> 00:11:31,168
I still got some left...

230
00:11:31,212 --> 00:11:33,562
party pooper.

231
00:11:35,564 --> 00:11:37,522
[Sarah] Did you tell them
why you did what you did?

232
00:11:37,566 --> 00:11:40,525
No, no, no. I was waiting
for you tell me when I could.

233
00:11:40,569 --> 00:11:41,918
Okay, good.

234
00:11:41,962 --> 00:11:44,573
And now is the time
I'’m telling you you can.

235
00:11:44,616 --> 00:11:46,444
Okay.

236
00:11:46,488 --> 00:11:49,143
[clears throat] My client
is ready to speak.

237
00:11:49,186 --> 00:11:52,363
Yeah. Uh, I, uh...
[clears throat]

238
00:11:52,407 --> 00:11:54,757
I met with Dimitri

239
00:11:54,801 --> 00:11:57,194
only because I thought
he had something to do

240
00:11:57,238 --> 00:11:59,066
with the death
of a good friend of mine.

241
00:11:59,109 --> 00:12:00,458
Tex Johnson?

242
00:12:00,502 --> 00:12:02,112
Now, how the hell
did you know that?

243
00:12:02,156 --> 00:12:03,548
That'’s what we do, Ingmar.

244
00:12:03,592 --> 00:12:06,421
My dad was only
getting close to Dimitri

245
00:12:06,464 --> 00:12:07,944
to find out
if he did it or not.

246
00:12:07,988 --> 00:12:10,425
So I pretended that I wanted
to buy his stolen cars.

247
00:12:10,468 --> 00:12:12,819
But you actually
bought the cars.

248
00:12:12,862 --> 00:12:15,038
Yeah, I didn'’t wanna
blow my cover, okay?

249
00:12:15,082 --> 00:12:18,041
Doesn'’t change the fact
that you bought stolen cars!

250
00:12:18,085 --> 00:12:21,653
That were transported
across state lines.

251
00:12:21,697 --> 00:12:25,048
You could be spending
a lot of time behind bars.

252
00:12:26,833 --> 00:12:28,443
Unless...

253
00:12:30,184 --> 00:12:32,621
Unless what?

254
00:12:32,664 --> 00:12:36,016
You continue wearing
this outfit you have on here.

255
00:12:36,059 --> 00:12:39,193
Take another meeting
with Dimitri.

256
00:12:39,236 --> 00:12:41,761
Are you crazy?
That'’s a suicide mission.
[scoffs]

257
00:12:41,804 --> 00:12:44,459
Yeah, no. Don'’t, don't do it,
Dad, take the prison time.

258
00:12:44,502 --> 00:12:46,635
I guarantee you I can
get you out in three years.

259
00:12:46,678 --> 00:12:47,679
Yeah.

260
00:12:47,723 --> 00:12:48,811
What?

261
00:12:48,855 --> 00:12:50,378
How about we sweeten the pot?

262
00:12:50,421 --> 00:12:53,076
Go undercover for us,
and we will fill you in

263
00:12:53,120 --> 00:12:54,730
on a little secret
that we found out

264
00:12:54,774 --> 00:12:56,993
about your dearly departed
friend Tex Johnson.

265
00:12:57,037 --> 00:13:00,214
What the hell
are you talking about now?

266
00:13:00,257 --> 00:13:02,390
Go undercover for us,
and you'’ll find out.

267
00:13:02,433 --> 00:13:04,392
What do you say, Ingmar?

268
00:13:04,435 --> 00:13:06,829
[INGMAR]
What did I say

269
00:13:06,873 --> 00:13:09,440
to a deal
that might get me killed,

270
00:13:09,484 --> 00:13:13,444
but definitely give me some new information about Tex?

271
00:13:13,488 --> 00:13:16,752
What the hell
do you think I said?

272
00:13:16,796 --> 00:13:18,449
You can'’t do this, Dad!

273
00:13:18,493 --> 00:13:20,190
No, she'’s right.
What if Dimitri finds out?

274
00:13:20,234 --> 00:13:21,409
[indistinct mumbling]

275
00:13:21,452 --> 00:13:22,932
-Hey, stop talking!
-Sorry.

276
00:13:22,976 --> 00:13:25,021
You no move!
You ruin my work!

277
00:13:25,065 --> 00:13:26,327
Ah, okay.

278
00:13:26,370 --> 00:13:28,459
[computer keys clacking]

279
00:13:28,503 --> 00:13:30,679
[computer voice]
Dimitri won'’t find out.

280
00:13:30,722 --> 00:13:34,857
Besides, it is the only way
I can find out

281
00:13:34,901 --> 00:13:37,251
what the FBI knows about Tex.

282
00:13:37,294 --> 00:13:39,122
You said you were
done with Tex.

283
00:13:39,166 --> 00:13:45,128
I was, but then they dragged me back in, the bastards.

284
00:13:45,172 --> 00:13:47,348
[scoffs] That'’s it.
I quit! I quit.

285
00:13:47,391 --> 00:13:50,568
Sarah, please don'’t go.

286
00:13:50,612 --> 00:13:53,310
Too late. See ya...
at your funeral.

287
00:13:53,354 --> 00:13:57,314
What if they'’re lying to you?
What if they don'’t know
anything about Tex?

288
00:13:57,358 --> 00:14:00,230
Damn, I had not thought
about that.

289
00:14:00,274 --> 00:14:01,666
Are you being sarcastic?

290
00:14:01,710 --> 00:14:02,842
Because it'’s
really hard to tell

291
00:14:02,885 --> 00:14:04,234
with the computer voice.

292
00:14:04,278 --> 00:14:06,715
Yes. I'’m being sarcastic.

293
00:14:06,758 --> 00:14:08,717
How is it going
with the missing sheep?

294
00:14:08,760 --> 00:14:11,676
Uh, he'’s been sacrificed
to Satan.

295
00:14:11,720 --> 00:14:13,853
Oh.

296
00:14:13,896 --> 00:14:15,855
I just don'’t have the heart
to tell Jack about it.

297
00:14:15,898 --> 00:14:18,335
Why you not buy new sheep
that look like Russell Crowe,

298
00:14:18,379 --> 00:14:20,860
and you pretend you found him?

299
00:14:20,903 --> 00:14:24,124
That'’s a really great idea.

300
00:14:24,167 --> 00:14:26,561
Okay, I finished.

301
00:14:26,604 --> 00:14:28,911
[grunts]

302
00:14:28,955 --> 00:14:29,999
Showtime!

303
00:14:30,043 --> 00:14:31,392
Yeah!

304
00:14:31,435 --> 00:14:32,784
♪

305
00:14:32,828 --> 00:14:34,395
[Ingmar]
While Axel went to buy

306
00:14:34,438 --> 00:14:37,224
a replacement ram
for Russell Crowe,

307
00:14:37,267 --> 00:14:40,880
sadly killed
in a satanic ritual,

308
00:14:40,923 --> 00:14:45,928
I was back with
the Devil himself, Dimitri.

309
00:14:45,972 --> 00:14:47,930
[gunshot]

310
00:14:47,974 --> 00:14:50,672
Who'’d he shoot this time?

311
00:14:50,715 --> 00:14:52,152
-No one.
-Ah.

312
00:14:52,195 --> 00:14:54,676
He'’s just practicing.

313
00:14:54,719 --> 00:14:57,113
For what?

314
00:14:57,157 --> 00:14:59,202
To put a bullet
straight through
your lying lips!

315
00:15:02,510 --> 00:15:05,469
Ha!

316
00:15:05,513 --> 00:15:09,125
Well, well, well.
Look what the cat dragged in.

317
00:15:10,997 --> 00:15:14,174
Technically it wasn'’t a cat,
it was your two henchmen.

318
00:15:14,217 --> 00:15:17,742
[chuckles] You know,
you won'’t think you're so funny
when you'’re dead.

319
00:15:20,006 --> 00:15:21,964
I wouldn'’t do that
if I were you.

320
00:15:22,008 --> 00:15:23,400
And why not?

321
00:15:23,444 --> 00:15:26,403
The FBI sent me.

322
00:15:26,447 --> 00:15:30,799
If I show up dead,
they'’ll know that you had
something to do with it.

323
00:15:32,192 --> 00:15:33,367
Good point.

324
00:15:33,410 --> 00:15:35,369
Then maybe
after I kill you,

325
00:15:35,412 --> 00:15:37,588
I'’ll throw you
in a vat of acid,

326
00:15:37,632 --> 00:15:40,461
and that way
you'’ll never show up dead.

327
00:15:43,638 --> 00:15:44,552
[splat]

328
00:15:47,598 --> 00:15:49,426
♪

329
00:15:49,470 --> 00:15:51,080
[thud]

330
00:15:51,124 --> 00:15:53,039
-[splat]
-[splat]

331
00:15:54,431 --> 00:15:55,955
-[thud]
-[thud]

332
00:16:04,659 --> 00:16:07,575
[train horn blows]

333
00:16:10,447 --> 00:16:16,018
Oh, mate! Thank you so much
for finding Russell Crowe!

334
00:16:16,062 --> 00:16:17,672
-Oh.
-Ah! [growls]

335
00:16:17,715 --> 00:16:19,065
I'’m just doing my job.

336
00:16:19,108 --> 00:16:22,068
Ah, it means the world to me,
it does.

337
00:16:22,111 --> 00:16:24,722
It does,
and I'’m gonna spread the word.

338
00:16:24,766 --> 00:16:27,334
Anybody who wants
to find a lost animal,

339
00:16:27,377 --> 00:16:28,900
they should call
a Dicky Swede.

340
00:16:28,944 --> 00:16:30,032
Well, Swedish Dick,

341
00:16:30,076 --> 00:16:32,121
but Dicky Swedes
is kinda catchy.

342
00:16:32,165 --> 00:16:33,905
Jack.

343
00:16:33,949 --> 00:16:36,299
[dog barking]

344
00:16:36,343 --> 00:16:39,999
This isn'’t Russell.
No drugs.

345
00:16:44,264 --> 00:16:46,222
Georgie tells me that, um,

346
00:16:46,266 --> 00:16:49,356
the ram you brought us
is not Russell Crowe.

347
00:16:51,097 --> 00:16:53,664
What are you talking about?
He looks exactly like him.

348
00:16:53,708 --> 00:16:56,667
From the outside,
but not the inside.

349
00:16:56,711 --> 00:16:58,582
The inside?

350
00:16:58,626 --> 00:17:02,630
Russell Crowe had ten pounds
of drugs inside of him.

351
00:17:02,673 --> 00:17:05,067
Wait, why would he have
drugs inside him?

352
00:17:05,111 --> 00:17:07,156
Oh, d-does he have
a medical condition, or?

353
00:17:07,200 --> 00:17:09,158
No, because
we were using him

354
00:17:09,202 --> 00:17:11,682
to bring drugs
into the country.

355
00:17:11,726 --> 00:17:13,641
Oh, because you have
a medical condition?

356
00:17:13,684 --> 00:17:17,993
No, because
I'’m a drug smuggler,
you dickhead!

357
00:17:18,037 --> 00:17:19,386
Oh.

358
00:17:19,429 --> 00:17:20,387
Come here.

359
00:17:20,430 --> 00:17:22,824
In this Esky
are the guts

360
00:17:22,867 --> 00:17:24,434
of the ram
that you brought us.

361
00:17:24,478 --> 00:17:25,957
Now do you see ten pounds
of drugs in there?

362
00:17:27,872 --> 00:17:29,657
Okay, let me explain,
right?

363
00:17:29,700 --> 00:17:31,267
The man who took
Russell Crowe

364
00:17:31,311 --> 00:17:33,269
drank his blood
and set fire to his body.

365
00:17:33,313 --> 00:17:34,488
Why the fuck
would he do that?

366
00:17:34,531 --> 00:17:35,924
Because he worships Satan,

367
00:17:35,967 --> 00:17:37,534
and he used Russell Crowe
as a sacrifice.

368
00:17:37,578 --> 00:17:39,145
Now, I felt sorry for you,

369
00:17:39,188 --> 00:17:41,147
because you said your work
depended on it, you know,

370
00:17:41,190 --> 00:17:43,018
with the, with the socks
and the sweaters.

371
00:17:43,062 --> 00:17:45,673
So I bought you
a replacement sheep.

372
00:17:45,716 --> 00:17:48,676
That'’s why you don't see
ten pounds of drugs
in that Esky.

373
00:17:48,719 --> 00:17:50,808
Ah, right.

374
00:17:50,852 --> 00:17:53,724
Well, so, this is the part
where you apologize
for lying to me.

375
00:17:53,768 --> 00:17:56,684
No. This is the part
where I do this.

376
00:17:56,727 --> 00:17:58,512
[groans]

377
00:17:58,555 --> 00:17:59,904
Wanker!

378
00:18:02,211 --> 00:18:05,084
[indistinct chatter]

379
00:18:07,956 --> 00:18:10,306
I guess it'’s your
lucky day, Ingmar.

380
00:18:10,350 --> 00:18:12,352
With Dimitri dead,
we have no use for you.

381
00:18:12,395 --> 00:18:13,962
You'’re officially
a free man.

382
00:18:15,050 --> 00:18:17,096
-And?
-And what?

383
00:18:17,139 --> 00:18:18,793
You were going to tell me
something about Tex.

384
00:18:18,836 --> 00:18:21,970
Yeah, that was only if you
helped us bring Dimitri in.

385
00:18:22,013 --> 00:18:23,885
Oh, come on!

386
00:18:23,928 --> 00:18:25,147
I thought
we were clear on that.

387
00:18:25,191 --> 00:18:26,757
No, we weren'’t
clear on that,

388
00:18:26,801 --> 00:18:28,150
not at all.

389
00:18:28,194 --> 00:18:29,282
[chuckles]

390
00:18:29,325 --> 00:18:30,935
[laughs]
Relax, Ingmar.

391
00:18:30,979 --> 00:18:32,154
We'’re just yanking your chain.

392
00:18:32,198 --> 00:18:34,765
Okay, okay,
what is it, then?

393
00:18:34,809 --> 00:18:36,985
Your boy Tex
was a real character.

394
00:18:37,028 --> 00:18:39,379
The agency was building
a big case against him.

395
00:18:39,422 --> 00:18:41,946
They were gonna bring him in,
but then he died on us.

396
00:18:41,990 --> 00:18:45,428
So...
what kind of case?

397
00:18:45,472 --> 00:18:49,084
Didn'’t you think it was strange
that there was always some kind
of assassination...

398
00:18:49,128 --> 00:18:52,087
...in whatever city
you and Tex happened
to be making a film in?

399
00:18:52,131 --> 00:18:57,005
Oh, oh, whoa, whoa, whoa.
What-what-what are you
trying to tell me here?

400
00:18:57,048 --> 00:19:00,617
Your boy Tex wasn'’t a stuntman.
That was his cover.

401
00:19:00,661 --> 00:19:01,966
He was a hitman.

402
00:19:02,010 --> 00:19:03,577
What?

403
00:19:03,620 --> 00:19:05,361
He was a high-priced assassin,
Ingmar.

404
00:19:08,408 --> 00:19:10,192
You guys.

405
00:19:10,236 --> 00:19:12,020
You almost got me.

406
00:19:12,063 --> 00:19:14,370
[laughs] Yeah,
that'’s a good joke.

407
00:19:14,414 --> 00:19:16,894
It'’s no joke.

408
00:19:16,938 --> 00:19:20,898
[Ingmar] And they backed up
everything they said.

409
00:19:20,942 --> 00:19:23,901
There was always
an unsolved hit

410
00:19:23,945 --> 00:19:27,296
in the cities Tex and I
had been filming in.

411
00:19:27,340 --> 00:19:30,169
Influential businessmen
had been killed,

412
00:19:30,212 --> 00:19:34,216
high-ranking politicians,
powerful gangsters,

413
00:19:34,260 --> 00:19:36,827
all over the country,

414
00:19:36,871 --> 00:19:39,787
and it all stopped
when Tex died.

415
00:19:41,049 --> 00:19:42,964
Oh, my God.

416
00:19:45,880 --> 00:19:48,839
My best friend was a killer.

417
00:19:48,883 --> 00:19:51,407
He had lied to me
all those years.

418
00:19:55,324 --> 00:19:57,239
♪

419
00:20:05,465 --> 00:20:06,640
Tex?

420
00:20:06,683 --> 00:20:09,991
You don'’t look too happy
to see me.

421
00:20:12,298 --> 00:20:13,734
You'’re alive?

422
00:20:13,777 --> 00:20:17,999
And so are you, my friend,
thanks to me.

423
00:20:18,042 --> 00:20:21,568
[laughs] You killed Dimitri?

424
00:20:21,611 --> 00:20:24,397
Yeah, I did.

425
00:20:24,440 --> 00:20:29,228
So it'’s true then, huh?
You'’re a hitman?

426
00:20:30,881 --> 00:20:33,362
We all have to find
our place in the universe.

427
00:20:35,495 --> 00:20:39,281
I saw you die
with my own eyes.

428
00:20:39,325 --> 00:20:40,891
It doesn'’t matter.

429
00:20:40,935 --> 00:20:42,893
And what about your accent?

430
00:20:42,937 --> 00:20:45,635
That'’s also fake,
just like your death,

431
00:20:45,679 --> 00:20:51,162
just like our friendship, eh?

432
00:20:51,206 --> 00:20:55,993
[sighs] Believe it or not,
Ingmar,

433
00:20:56,037 --> 00:20:59,823
I did grow to have
feelings for you...

434
00:20:59,867 --> 00:21:04,393
which is saying a lot,
considering I'’m a full-blown
narcissistic sociopath.

435
00:21:04,437 --> 00:21:06,308
You ruined my life.

436
00:21:06,352 --> 00:21:10,138
True. If it wasn'’t for me,
you'’d still be a stuntman.

437
00:21:10,181 --> 00:21:11,400
Exactly.

438
00:21:11,444 --> 00:21:13,837
With a broken-up body,

439
00:21:13,881 --> 00:21:15,448
and a broken-up relationship

440
00:21:15,491 --> 00:21:17,450
with the one thing
you'’ve learned to love

441
00:21:17,493 --> 00:21:19,321
more than anything
in the world...

442
00:21:19,365 --> 00:21:22,019
your daughter.

443
00:21:23,369 --> 00:21:25,458
[mirthless chuckle]

444
00:21:25,501 --> 00:21:27,416
So what'’s now?

445
00:21:30,376 --> 00:21:32,769
That'’s up to you, Ingmar.

446
00:21:34,989 --> 00:21:37,731
Well, I can'’t just
let you walk away.

447
00:21:46,566 --> 00:21:49,960
I'’m warning you, drop this.

448
00:21:50,004 --> 00:21:51,788
Don'’t come looking for me

449
00:21:51,832 --> 00:21:55,226
and don'’t talk to the FBI
about our little meeting.

450
00:21:55,270 --> 00:21:57,620
Or what?

451
00:21:57,664 --> 00:22:00,449
If you do,
I'’m gonna find you,

452
00:22:00,493 --> 00:22:04,366
and I'’m gonna kill you
right after I kill
your daughter.

453
00:22:04,410 --> 00:22:07,456
♪

454
00:22:07,500 --> 00:22:09,328
Great to see ya.

455
00:22:16,770 --> 00:22:18,685
[speaks with Texan accent]
You take care now.

456
00:22:31,524 --> 00:22:33,439
♪

457
00:22:51,848 --> 00:22:54,416
What happened to you, man?
You got all red?

458
00:22:54,460 --> 00:22:57,419
You gotta go poopy again?
You got to go poopy again?

459
00:22:57,463 --> 00:23:00,204
♪